They brought horsemeat to the Olympics

It is their secret olympic weapon.

The Kazakh athletes brings horsemeat to the olympic games. They ship sausages specially to the British capital for the occasion.

It’s the diet of the kazakh team (!).

Beshbarmak, is their national food, made of horsemeat.

And I can see how this makes it easier to survive the cold winter of minus 30 degrees.

Or makes the nomadic life style in the steppes easier to survive, as you never know when you will eat next.

But to run faster, be more fit, and perform better in a summer olympic?

On the other hand, the hope for kazakh medals in the games are within boxing and wrestling …

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11 METER long cheating paper

Ha ha, this is incredible. 

A kazakh student was busted cheating on a test to be accepted for a University in Kazakhstan.

With 11 meters of cheating papers!!

And the student managed to smuggle it into the classroom even though he was searched on entry.

With 11 meters of paper wrapped around his body!!!

He was caught before he managed to use it, the sound of paper when he moved was too loud …

And the best part: an education officer was impressed and praised the student for the hard work.

Kazakhstan <3

I just remember how they taught med to cheat at KIMEP, and how I was told I study too hard.

And I know for sure who influenced me to be a more lazy student …

Something I am grateful for. I now have time to enjoy my life.

 

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A new day in my kazakh bubble

I still enter this kazakh bubble from time to time, and it feels like a small adventure again.

Fun and weird. But I get very excited.

Like yesterday.

I met Zhaiya Coco, my only kazakh friend in Oslo. She finish her master at BI and works at the kazakh embassy.

And Peter, a Swedish guy living in Oslo, who I received a Facebook message from my last few weeks in Kazakshan. He had also been to KIMEP on exchange, and din’t know of anyone else from Scandinavia who had.

And you always wonder who this other person going to Kazakhstan is, and why. There are not that many of us.

We all met Yesterday for a coffee and to se «The Dictator». A well suited movie for out meeting as «Borat» is the main actor.

On our way to the movie, we met two other people Zhaiya knew, drinking coffe at another coffe bar. A guy from Kazakhstan working at the embassy in Oslo, and a Norwegian guy who had been to Kazakhstan a couple of times.

They were talking about this book. About Kazakhstan. The norwegian guy was the one who wanted to write it. He did not know quite about what – other that Kazakhstan.

But he was excited.

I think we all were - enjoyed talking about all the weird stories, in this mix of English-Norwegian-Russian conversation. We were reminded about all the random stuff in Kazakhstan.

So the first thing I did at school today was to tell all about Yesterday to Pernille, my fellow classmate.

She was also excited, and said:

«Astri, I think you and me are the only one still talking about our exchange».

Might be.

But I like this bubble. And I refuse to ever let it go away.

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This looks A BIT familiar …

youfaze.uz – the new social network in Uzbekistan.

Seems familiar?

Not very innovative.

I mean, they could at least used another blue-scaled color.

I found this in a news article, where the founder admits that «at first glance» it might look a bit similar to Facebook …

Oh really?

He says this is just to help gather new members, and with more users it will be changed.

Well, plagiarism is really not a very common word in Central Asia – at least not where I have been. At the same time free press is not either a very common word in Uzbekistan.

Pages like BBC, LiveJournal and Wikipedia are all blocked by the authorities.

And the founder of this youface.uz, it should be said, intend to «develop the patriotic spirit in our youth», and want to promote the Internet among young Uzbeks with the «concept of finding information on the Internet».

So it’s a good thought.

But he could have been slightly more creative …

 

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There is an «I want a man like Putin» song

Okay, I know I am in my Russian bubble these days working on my master thesis (yes, about Russia).

But you should see this.

I found an article asking «Who will Putin 3.0 turn out to be?»

And here are the alternatives:

  1. CEO
  2. Silovik (officers of the former KGB)
  3. Sex symbol
  4. Patriot
  5. Godfather
  6. Workers champion
  7. Non-liberal

Off course I got most obsessed with the sex symbol alternative. This botox man …

«They don’t even care about the [alleged use of] Botox because at least it shows that he cares about how he looks».

And (!) there is a song called «I want a man like Putin» – in trance version!!

So now you know …

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Putin showing off on the ice

This is what we see from Russia in Norway – Putin showing off on the ice.

And this is what we don’t see from Russia in Norway – the great number of people protesting in the streets of Moscow.

And the way the authority say they handle this in the right way, and that they should even be tougher to the protesters …

It is strange – our neighboring country and we do not know much about it.

I was not aware of the enormous scope of it, until I meet the son of a Russian political prisoner living in exile in New York in Oslo yesterday.

People are protesting against Putin – at the same time as the world is filming the man himself playing hockey and smiling.

A mystifying country – and a strange perception of the world around.

 

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We have weird people also in Norway

Jupp, no kidding.

Just look at this, alien-gathering?

So, we were out on our premiere tour with Rickard’s motorcycle for the summer, and were just about to end with a view of the sunset from Vettakollen near Holmenkollen.

The guy in the car had a walkie talkie.

On the top of the roof there were two rather «normal» antennas, and one not «normal» at all. At least not on top of a car, built from the left front wheel and fasten it with a green belt to the roof …

Wtf?

Every time he was talking or receiving a message, assumed, the whole thing was shaking at the top.

It was shaking so much we were wondering if it was unhealthy to be next to it.

And this is not all.

After laughing for a while, wondering how long he would do his freak show on his own, or with his alien club, another random guy popped up.

A guy with a lot of curls, in dark beige clothes. In a small purple car, home-made into a cabriolet, with too huge wheels for his car.

He parked right in front of us, took out his entire camera equipment bag (!) and started photographing his car – from every possible angle – fast and confident.

We just had to leave this view point – too many freaks at one place.

So I didn’t get to take picture of this guy.

Puh.

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Norwegian prison vs. KIMEP dorm

Look at this. Norwegian prison versus KIMEP dorms.

Striking.

This is where I used to live in Almaty, Kazakhstan:

This is where we put our criminals in Norway …

This is where we used to eat at KIMEP and the kitchen in the «worlds most human prison»:

My old hair dresser versus the health care provisions in prison:

What to say? Breivik lives in more luxury than my fellow students at the highest ranked University in Central Asia…

 

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Nitting fever in Oslo

Even though the spring is here, the trees still has their nitting coat on.

This is the «new» tagging in Oslo, the trees are all full of them. Or at least it is new to me. My sister told me it’s been like that in London for a long time, people nitt, and put is around a tree or a lamppost.

I just realized it in Oslo over the last few months – it’s funny. This one from to day, walking at Huk to enjoy the sun and some Swedish company.

I guess it is an easter chicken. Or at least with easter theme.

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The strange day of joy

Driving the bus to school today, I passed a man playing bocce by himself – a number one champion.

From the library I saw a man through the window headbanging in front of his computer – sitting alone without headphones.

In the floor underneath me there is a man making all this strange noises.

Just now, my friend texted me to ask if we could go around Oslo and take pictures of things made of glass one day.

My own stomach make all this strange noises I have never heard before. Not too loud, just embarrassing long.

And it is not even twelve.

This is a day of joy <3

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